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Chillerama

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Der Angestellte eines Autokinos will seine verstorbene Frau ausgraben, um ihr den Schmuck zu stehlen, denn er ist gerade in Geldnot und die Tote braucht es ja nicht mehr. Weil er zu Lebtagen nicht von ihr „befriedigt“ wurde, will er sich nun an der Toten vergehen, doch die ist ein Zombie und beisst ihm sein „gutes“ Stück ab. Trotzdem geht er zur Arbeit und steckt dort einen nach dem anderen mit dem Zombie Virus an, während vier Trashfilme über die leinwand flitzen....

Auf der DVD steht „Partyfilm des Jahres“ – ich weiss nur nicht, ob dieser Kritiker den gleichen Film sah? Oder was auch sein kann, dessen Intus an Alkoholpromille muss weit Jenseits der Todesgrenze, so ungefähr bei 10 Promille gelegen haben! Denn der Film ist dermassen Schrott, dafür gibt es wirklich keine Bezeichnung mehr. Man hat soviel Material hier hineingelegt, um Müll zu produzieren. Das wäre wie wenn eine Autofabrik neue Autos vom Band lässt, doch das Band läuft direkt zum Schrottplatz! Klar viele sagen es sei eine Hommage an die alten Trashfilme...doch dafür ist es zu Laienhaft und unter der Gürtellinie gedreht worden. In keiner Sekunde geht es nicht um Penis, Schwanz (ich weiss, ist das gleiche, ich wollte nur die Widerholung erwähnen), Sperma, Sex in allen Stellungen und mit welchen Tieren, Dingen usw. auch immer, usw.. Die Dialoge sind ebenfalls mies, es gibt nicht einen Joke der zum Lachen wäre (ausser mit 10 Promille – aber dann ist es ein Todeslachen), von Effekten kann man sowieso nicht reden. Die Charaktere und Darsteller – Schrott, Geschichte – Schrott...was bleibt ist...tja, wie gesagt, es muss noch ein Wort erfunden werden, um solchen Müll zu beschreiben – wenn Ihr ein Wort dafür findet, könnt Ihr mir ja schreiben... Die DVD bietet als Extras: Kommentare, Trailer, Making-of, usw..
 

Zu vergleichen mit „Der letzte Lovecraft“.

US. Spiel. 2011
Genre: Horror, Persiflage
Min. ca. 116 DVD Uncut
Regie:
Adam Green – The Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch – Zom-B-Movie
Bear McCreary – I don’t want to die a Virgin
Adam Rifkin – Wadzilla
Tim Sullivan – I was a Teenage Werebear
Drehbuch:
Adam Green – The Diary of Anne Frankenstein
Joe Lynch – Zom-B-Movie
Adam Rifkin – Wadzilla
Tim Sullivan – I was a Teenage Werebear
Produzent: Jason Richard Miller, Andrew Mysko, Cory Neal, Adam Green, Joe Lynch, Adam Rifkin, Tim Sullivan, Karen Andrews, Michael Conroy, Camille Files, Lance Files, Bernie Gewissler, Brandon Gramling, Gavin Heffernan, Marc Hudson, Inblew, Chip Joslin, Brian McCulley, Mark Quon, Paul Ward
Darsteller:
Adam Rifkin - Miles Munson (segment "Wadzilla")
Sarah Mutch - Louise (segment "Wadzilla")
Ray Wise - Dr. Weems (segment "Wadzilla") *
Lin Shaye - Baglady/Nurse Maleva (segments "Wadzilla" and "I Was a Teenage Werebear") *
Tania Raymonde - Zelda (segment "Wadzilla")
Eric Roberts - General (segment "Wadzilla") *
Miles Dougal - Hobo/Floyd (segments "Wadzilla" and "Zom-B-Movie)
Owen Benjamin - Larry (segment "Wadzilla")
Tracy Dawson - Molly (segment "Wadzilla")
D. Monte - Blumps Boardroom Boss (segment "Wadzilla")
David Theune - Blump's Boadroom Executive (segment "Wadzilla")
Edward Brennan - Blump's Executive (segment "Wadzilla")
Summer Altice - Andie Sumner (segment "Wadzilla")
Alice Haig - Hottie On Train (segment "Wadzilla")
Olivia Taylor Dudley ... - Nurse Unger/Laura (segments "Wadzilla" and "Zom-B-Movie")
Nikki Ganz - Screaming Nurse (segment "Wadzilla")
Heather Rae Young - Secretary (segment "Wadzilla")
Amanda Brooks - Hot Newscaster (segment "Wadzilla")
Rich Koz - Urgent Newscaster (segment "Wadzilla")
Kelly Devine - Statue of Liberty (segment "Wadzilla")
Ron Jeremy - Captain Fatso/Playbear (segments "Wadzilla" and "I Was a Teenage Werebear")
Peter Schink - Dudley Dingleberry (segment "Wadzilla")
Bill Swindle - Army Man (segment "Wadzilla")
David Foy - Rampage Victim (segment "Wadzilla")
Jennifer Gonzalez - Terrified Citizen (segment "Wadzilla")
Lynda Dempsy - Rampage Victim (segment "Wadzilla")
Stewie - Cucuy (segment "Wadzilla")
Joon Ahl - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Patrick Lujan - Train Passenger (segments "Wadzilla")
Stuart Barrett - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Tricia Matz - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Janie Boisclair - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Shane McAvoy - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Josh Ethier - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Susan Molenda - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla") (as Susan A. Molenda)
Robert Greenberg - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Kamil Pawlikowski - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Bill Hatrick - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Ashley Rozatti - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Ashley Henricks - Train Passenger/Sandy Summers (segments "Wadzilla" and "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Gregory M. Roudebush - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Angela Jones - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Lori Siler - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Tony Lavorgna - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Eric Stuadinger - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Waymond Lee - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Desary Vailencour - Train Passenger (segment "Wadzilla")
Sean Paul Lockhart - Ricky (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Anton Troy - Talon (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Gabby West - Peggy Lou (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Adam Robitel - Butch (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Thomas Colby - Werebear Talon (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Kaylee Brown - Cheerleader (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Chris Staviski - Werebear Ricky (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
John F. McCormick - Werebear Dan (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Ward Edmondson - Werebear Den (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Darren Billam - Dan (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Pat Billam - Den (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Paul Ward - Mr. O'Reilly (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Jack McDowell - Jimmy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Tim Sullivan - Coach Tuffman (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear") Gravedigger (segment "The Diary of Anne Frankenstein") *
Robbie Vinton - Big Toe (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear") (as Robert Vinton)
Earl Roesel - Mr. Paisley (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Dave Marchant - Principal Poe (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Parrish Randall - Ackerman (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Christopher Raff - Chuckles (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Josh Brodis - Slick (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Marc Hudson - Slim (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Chelsey Fatula - Cheerleader (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Zach Phoenix - Freddy Havalon (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Chris Grandelli - Lou Bricant (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Joel David Moore - Adolf Hitler (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Kristina Klebe - Eva Braun (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Kane Hodder - Meshugannah (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Florian Klein - Nazi Rupert (segment "The Diary of Anne Frankenstein")
Matthew Temple - Nazi Franz (segment "The Diary of Anne Frankenstein")
Laura Ortiz - Margot Frank/Desi (segments "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein"/Zom-B-Movie)
Jim Ward - Mr. Frank (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Silvia Moore - Mrs. Frank (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Melinda Y. Cohen - Anne Frank (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Cory Meal - Nazi Soldier (segment "The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein")
Richard Riehle - Cecil Kaufman (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Corey Jones - Toby (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Kaili Thorne - Mayna (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Brendan McCreary - Ryan (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Ward Roberts - Miller (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
AJ Bowen - Rick Marshall (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Briana Mackay - Deb Marshall (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Ed Ackerman - Ticket Taker (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Jamey Anthony - Penelope Fitzhume (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Sterling Torrington - Himself (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Remy Mackay-Lynch - Hanzo Marshall (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Sunny Lane - Topless Doctor (segment "Deathication")
Mike Mendez - Corpse f***er
Shawn C. Phillips - Terrified Citizen (segment "Wadzilla")
Justine White - Zombie
Steven Barton - Drive-in Patron
Timothy A. Bennett - Mr. Gradanko (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Lauren Bullard - Susie Lou (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Keith Burton - Shark Boy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Lily Cade - 50's Pedestrian (segment "Wadzilla")
Andrew Micheal Carter - Zombie
William Coffey - Moviegoer
Jared Collings - Beach Guy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
M.F. Dinan - Moviegoer
David Dossett - Tattoo Zombie
Kimberly Fowler - Sexy Zombie
Andrew Furtado - Devoine (segment "Zom-B Movie")
Jamie Goucher - Zombie
Britt Griffith - Tattoo Zombie - Duster (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Christine Haeberman - Betsy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Conrad Hitchcock - Silverado (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Brenda Johnson - Tammy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Maddie Johnson - Lulu (Segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Andrew Kasch - Zombie
Phoebe Lamour - Topless Zombie (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Rachel Levine - Sandy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
J.D. Lifshitz - Chubbs (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Joe Lynch - Fernando Phagabeefy
Joanna Mahaffy - Cheerleader (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Lady Lea Mason - Zombie
Michelle Maylene - Sexy Zombie
Brian McClure - Zombie with Broken Arm (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Bear McCreary - Painter (segment "Zom-B-Movie")
Christopher McCullough - Zombie/Luau Boy
Nicholas Menio - Zombie
Brendan Mitchell - 50's Character
Debi Moore - Drive-in Patron
Kyle Morris - Scary Terry (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Joy Nash - Cheerleader Girl (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Joe Pascolla - Hot Beach Guy (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Gregg M. Pasterick - Zombie
Beth Powder - Moviegoer
Phil Seas - Zombie
Christopher Swank - Zombie
Audrey Walters - Mrs. Robinson (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")
Jordan White - Billy the Zombie
Ryan Allan Young - Dave Decker (segment "I was a Teenage Werebear")